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Sensible Policies

2010-08-08T16:44:00.000-07:00

That's why, even with what seem to be sensible policies rooted in a desire to make and discussions about it less touchy subjects, the party has chosen a name that stands out from the traditional ballot paper line-up.

The party, with the slogan "we're serious about", launches at Melbourne on November 20th and party convenor Fiona Patten is confident it will gain the 500 members required to register and contest state Upper House and Senate seats.

Ms Patten, who is also the chief executive of the Eros Association - representing the adult retail and entertainment industry, said she and others were concerned about the Government's proposed internet filter, which is being tested over summer on about 10,000 sites to block "unwanted content".

"This really came out of 20 years of lobbying on and censorship and then... the latest being the compulsory internet filter, which will ... prohibit and blacklist adult material that is currently legal in magazines, books and film," she said.

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You can't hurry love

2010-08-08T01:40:00.000-07:00

Half an hour later I'm joined by probably the most scary person I've ever met. If stary Mary from Big Brother Six was scary, Steph was 20 times more stary and 50 times more scary. Secretly, I'd be more annoyed if she was some leggy blonde who was going to poach the hordes of gorgeous men who would soon be arriving. So, bring on the freaky women. Then Keith and Barry turn up, clearly the comedy duo of the group; armed with several cans of San Miguel, they are already pissed. They tell me off for drinking coffee, but I say they won't last the evening. Finally, there's Julia, 41, a devastatingly attractive children's publisher, who looks about 28. Why was she on a singles holiday? I started thinking there must be something wrong with everyone here. And if I did meet someone, would I be able to admit to my friends and family how we'd met?

First stop is the Piano Bar, Plaça España, ready for our weekend briefing. Much to the relief of Keith and Bazza (who had moved on to brandy), we were going to find out how to order a beer in the local language. After a painful hour of introducing ourselves in Spanish, it was off to a tapas bar. So far, it wasn't looking like love was on the menu, but I was still banking on James, who'd missed his plane and had yet to make an entrance.

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You can't hurry love

2010-08-08T01:36:00.000-07:00

It's 10.30 on a muggy autumn morning in Barcelona, although it feels much earlier. (I stupidly had three hours' sleep and the same number of bottles of wine last night).

I'm at the airport, sipping an espresso and staring at a rather attractive man. I wonder if he's a speedbreaker too. Don't know what a speedbreaker is? Even the most smug marrieds among you must by now have heard of speed-dating - singles events where each man has three minutes to talk to each woman before filling in a report card of whom they'd like their details emailed to. Now one of the companies that organises such events has taken the concept to foreign shores with the speedbreak - a dating holiday. And I'm on one of their first trips.

A couple of nights before setting out I went to try out one of their evenings in London by way of research.

My first date's opening line was: 'Nice cleavage.' Three minutes doesn't lend itself to much romance, I suppose. I'm hoping this weekend in Barcelona will produce men with a bit more substance. I've been told there'll be 20 of us, aged 25-45, all hoping to meet 'the one'. Still fantasising about my dream man, I realise the guy I've been smiling at has gone. Suddenly I feel very single. I obviously look it too. Becky, our rep for the weekend, bounds over asking if I'm on the speedbreak trip. 'Yes,' I whisper. 'Er, is anyone else?'.

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Artificial Virginity Hymen

2009-10-22T07:08:00.000-07:00

Want to relive your first time? Well now you can, thanks to this disgusting contraption known as the "Artificial Virginity Hymen," which allows women to relive the awkward experience all over again. It gets worse:

A reader tipped us off to the "Artificial Virginity Hymen", which the company, Gigimo, claims "will expand a little and make you feel tight." The hymen also includes a packet that is activated during, which will "ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount." As if that wasn't horrifying enough, the company claims, "Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable."

Is this what we've come to? That women have to order a fake virginal hymen over the internet, to "pass through undetectable" to men who only want to sleep with virgins? In checking the site I noticed that there wasn't any "Artificial Virginity" for sale. Perhaps that's because the company figures that reliving those awesome 2 seconds of a first time wouldn't be as good for men, eh? Why heavens, no! The male section of the site, of course, offers male enhancement products created to give men stamina and size. Though any man who would ask you to use an "Artificial Virginity Hymen" probably doesn't need such items, as he's most likely a giant already.

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction

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Artificial Virginity Hymen

2009-10-22T06:56:00.000-07:00

Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Tapan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now avaliable in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries.

It is mainly made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect.

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

Main causes of hymen tore or break:
Strenuous exercise (Gymnastics, sports, martial art, horse riding, etc)
Premarital
Childhood accident (Hard object)
Wearing a tampon for the first time

Made in Japan.

Expire: 2 years.

How to use:
Open the package and rub on the artificial hymen, then carefully put into the vagina. If vaginal is dry, dip the artificial hymen to water and then put it into the as quickly as you can.
Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before
Finally, cleans after having.

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Think Careless up Another Moment

2009-04-13T06:37:00.000-07:00

What the fuck we have the only life to live and even if you try to convince us that college education is very important for our further career. We are sure you don't want to hear our answer ;) But really if we spent all our time at studies you wouldn't have this killer site where we post videos of our parties which usually start with the fountain of beer and go on with explosive couple and threesome and more fucks when we probe our coeds' mouths and pussies and asses of course! Cumshots are something our babes deserve and we lavishly blast them with oozing jizz!
You wanna know why we launched this site even though we have enough fun banging the girls? Cause we need money! Sharing these porn group action videos with you we get enough cash for other games and more crazy parties! Our friends from other colleges also contribute to this site, everyone wants the money man ;) I'm sure you'll love the movies as much as we love the action!

Who knows what these young and careless students can think up another moment? Nobody does! Here they are - going to attend the classes and be as zealous in studies as ever possible, but as soon as the company gathers at the university doors, these lazy guys and babes immediately get willing to escape from classes and spend their time with a couple of bottles of beer, laughing and entertaining! The same thing happened to the merry group of friendly students who decided to arrange a hot party after the weekends because they really missed each other much, and besides, it was a good reason to get fully drunk and crazy!

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Think Careless up Another Moment

2009-04-13T06:36:00.000-07:00

Guys gathered in their common friend’s place having brought much delicious food, lots of beer and home cameras, eager to record the party for the history! Ha! We are not sure about the food and alcohol, but their home cams were right in the nick of time and both men and chicks were soon caught in the most revealed views! So, the story is that one boy offered the company to play a rather innocent game - who will be the first to drink a glass of beer. But! The loser had to take everything off! Several sets and soon all people appeared to fool around nude and half naked seducing each other with hot boobs.

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Ngisap Memek Basah

2008-04-28T06:10:00.000-07:00

"When we started talking about the Australian Party, we realised that is a lot broader than just censorship and a lot of the policies are a lot broader."

Also on the party's list of policies, to be announced at the launch, is a national education school curriculum.

"With the internet and the fear that children are being at an early age, the first key action on that will be education," Ms Patten said.

"Other countries such as the UK are introducing a national curriculum and we think we should follow that."

The party would also look to overturn rules under which overseas aid was not given to health clinics that were pro-choice, she said.

The party's provocative and potentially alienating name was a decision the group wrestled with, Ms Patten said.

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Ngentot Memek

2008-04-28T06:07:00.000-07:00

"We felt that - in a crowded room - now we've got your attention. It's half the problem with politicians, because they still giggle when they say the word, and that's why we have such idiotic policies at state and federal levels," she said.

"Let's try and own that word on most government forms."

Ms Patten said there had already been a lot of interest from potential members.

"We'll probably have our 500 members by the time we launch on Thursday. But there's four million customers of adult shops in Australia."

She also hoped the 1000 or so adult shops around the country would become Party branches.

"Hopefully we'll get their attention with the word but then we may be able to help influence some reasonably sensible policies."

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